Maths

Lifeis like Maths:

Friend ko

Plus Karo

+

Dushman Ko

Minus Karo

-

Khushiyon ko

Multiply Karo

X

Gam ko

Divide Karo

:-

aur

.

Life Ko

Enjoy karo!

Teacher: What is the full form of Maths?

Student: Mentaly affected teachers harassing students!!

 English style
 
Teacher: Arun tell your father's name in English.
Arun: Madam, my father's name is Mr. Butter Red Government.
Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?
Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father's name in English and  my father's name in Hindi is Makkhan Lal Sarkar.

Machchar ne jo kaata,

Dil men mere junoon tha

Khujli hui itni,

Dil besukoon tha

Pakada to chor diya

Yeh soch kar ki……

Saale ki rahon mein,

Apna hi khoon tha!

Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya,

Phool ne chambeli ko kuchh khaas banaya

Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,

Mohabbat ne kitno ko PARO aur DEVDAS banaya

Ek pyaari si surat

Ek nazuk ada

Thodi si shararat

Oooncha udne ka armaan

Sabse alag sab se juda

Jiski he pyaari har ek ada

Thanks, aap ne mere bare me itna pada

Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nahin jate

Sabhi log mehfil me bulaaye nahin jate

Kuchh paas rah kar bhi yaad nahin aate

Kuchh door rah kar bhi bhulaaye nahin jate….

Barsaat ke din

Bombay ki raat!!

Barish aaj gire gi,

Na gire to kya?

Barish aaj gire gi,

Na gire to kya?

Jab B. M. C. ne Than liya,

To pani todi milega?

Aaj bijli giregi,

Na gire to kya?

Aaj bijli giregi,

Na gire to kya?

Jab Relience energy ne Thaan liya,

To bijlee rahegi kya?

Aaj hava chalegi,

Na chale to kya?

Aaj hava chalegi,

Na chale to kya?

Jab BEST ne than liya,

To bus chalegi kya?

Ek ke baad ek barse hai badal aaj,

Tufan macha hoga!

Ek ke baad ek barse hai badal aaj

Tufan macha hoga!

Jab Government ne than liya

To Mumbai City kya…..

Arz kiya hai:

Who jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke Note bichhaa deta hoon

Who jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke Note bichhaa deta hoon

Uske jaane ke baad wo sab Note utha leta hoon…..

Pyar ek baar ho to use bholapan kahte hain

Agar wo do bar ho to use apnapan kahte hain

Teen baar ho to use deewanapan kahte hain

Aur agar bar bar ho use kaminapan kahte hain…..

Namaskar! Aaj ka tapmaan 33 degree hone ki sambhavana hai.

Kripya apne dimaag wali jagah pe baraf (ice) laga kar rakhe

Kyunki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKADTA HAI..!